Miss Mae's Menagerie

doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:57:06 -0800

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

normal*: 5000letters: 5000letters: when he says ‘can we do it with the lights...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:56:12 -0800

normal*: 5000letters: 5000letters: when he says ‘can we do it with the lights...:

5000letters:

5000letters:

when he says ‘can we do it with the lights off again baby’
half apologetic and half accusing, his eyes telling you that it’s your fault he can’t appreciate you in all lights
that it’s your fault he has to ask you to hide the way you make love, as though the…

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:46:36 -0800

jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:45:58 -0800

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

people: any guy would be lucky to have you

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:45:30 -0800

people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth

m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:43:01 -0800

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:42:49 -0800

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

the-nargles-have-the-phone-box: fuckyespasta: So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:40:53 -0800

the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:

fuckyespasta:

So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying attention and I was just doodling in my sketch book, but then my friend nudged me and I looked up at the screen and these pictures were there:
And I started laughing at my teacher yelled at me because I was laughing at a mental illness. Long story short, I got kicked out of class.

Thank you for suffering through this extremely embarrassing ordeal to bring us this story

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:40:04 -0800

castielofasgard:

vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:44 -0800

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

whosaysihavetolistentoyou:

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:31 -0800

whosaysihavetolistentoyou:

beckie0: simfected: maythedownforcebewithyou: myurlistoolong: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:29:33 -0800

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:27:11 -0800

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: canderemy: excuse you

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:25:39 -0800

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

canderemy:

excuse you

daedricprincess: meliapond: omfg i am so sorry to all you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:25:18 -0800

daedricprincess:

meliapond:

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely

jemappellepaulina: i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:24:24 -0800

jemappellepaulina:

i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate

abstruseglitch: technicolorpartytown: So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:06:05 -0800

abstruseglitch:

technicolorpartytown:

So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship.

That’s hands down the cutest thing ever.

ethicalbutchering: fallenangelsinthetardis: Is it alright to ship the Sherlock fandom with the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:05:07 -0800

ethicalbutchering:

fallenangelsinthetardis:

Is it alright to ship the Sherlock fandom with the Hannibal fandom? Because what could possibly be better than a large group of psychopaths and high-functioning sociopaths teaming up with each other? It just fits.

the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:04:45 -0800

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:04:14 -0800

ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble